May 2013
11 posts
snorlaxatives:
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
April 2013
9 posts
March 2013
12 posts
fortressofself:
i dont get why the punishment for rape isnt having your genitals burned off with a blow torch
People are so fucking annoying. I just wanna chill with animals and never see humans again.
February 2013
17 posts
siskyisoutofbusiness:
omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT
“In mathematics, you don’t understand things. You just get used to them.”
– John von Neumann (via cloois)
there’s actually some truth to this.
January 2013
13 posts
